It's a museum of references - everywhere you look there's a nod to an old episode or character, plus it's great to finally see how the town is laid out. It's a fairly small map that you can just walk across in a few minutes. Then you're set free to explore the town and do quests at your own pace. Cartman wastes no time in recruiting you into his humans and letting you pick a class and a name.

But you've arrived in the middle of a war between Stan and Kyle's elves and Cartman's humans, as they fight for control of the coveted Stick of Truth. You're the new kid in town, with a convenient case of amnesia. I think they've done this, though, because the story really does rely on the fact that you're a young boy, and those childhood politics of boys versus girls is something you just can't mess with. Or, if you can afford the plastic surgery, David Hasselhoff! it would still be a boy underneath, in a wig, though. Yes, well you can kind of make it look like you. But I was bit upset that I couldn't make a South Park version of me - there's no option to make a girl character. First things first, you get to create your character. That said, I went into this as an unbiased game critic, so let's started. Yeah, I use to watch it a lot back in the day, but it just got a bit too gross for my tastes. Now I'm a massive South Park fan, but Hex - you not so much? In fact, the moment you step into this game, it's a bit of a surreal experience it's like you're stepping into a South Park simulator. South Park: The Stick of Truth is a turn-based RPG that feels like it puts you inside an episode of South Park. We're going down to South Park: The Stick of Truth. Time to head to a town with friendly faces everywhere and humble folks without temptation. Developed by: Obsidian, South Park Digital Studios

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